I’ll get right to the point: 89% OFF EVERY BOOK IN MY CATALOG! Yes, I’ve been bitten by the crazy Black Friday/Cyber Monday bug. It’s insane. I realize that now. But knowing that you might get a laugh or two, or shed a tear, or even just sigh a contented sigh, for just 99¢? WORTH IT.




BONUS: ALL MY AUDIOBOOKS ARE ON SALE, TOO!

Audible’s got a Black Friday sale going: $5.95/month + $20 credit. So you can get any of my books using your free credit, or $5.95 (Regular price is either a $14.95 credit, or $19.95.) It’s pretty nuts. If you’re into the audiobook thing and haven’t pulled the trigger yet, this is the time to subscribe.
CHECK OUT THE DEAL HERE.

Wow. I’m not even sure what just happened. Did I just give away the whole shop? I think so. You know what? I’m going to un-send this email. UN-SEND. UN-SEND! It’s not working! Oh well. Enjoy the sale, and maybe a laugh or a tear or a contented sigh. And Happy Holidays!