Aww shucks, you shouldn’t have. Wait – I’M giving something to YOU! Yup. For my 58th birthday (yeah, the big five-eight, wait, I don’t know is that a big one?), I’ve got every single one of my books on sale for 99¢ THIS WEEK ONLY.

Wow. That’s a ton of savings. Just think: if you bought all seven, it’s like I’M giving YOU $56 for MY birthday! Ain’t I generous? 

– Rob